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Posted: 15 Feb 2016 07:09 PM PST SOALAN 1 - berapa buah kapal terbang 2 - berapa ramai tentera 3 - siapa bayar gaji 4 - adakah ini deal 2.6b SAJE TANYA JANGAN MARAH Misi ketenteraan di Arab Saudi, tunggu pengesahan ATM, kata menteriKementerian Pertahanan akan mendapatkan pengesahan lanjut daripada Angkatan Tentera Malaysia berhubung laporan pembabitan anggota tentera Malaysia dalam misi ketenteraan di Arab Saudi. Menteri berkenaan Hishammuddin Hussein berkata Malaysia menyokong usaha membanteras keganasan daripada segi fahaman dan ideologi, namun bukan sudut ketenteraan. "Daripada segi ketenteraan saya nyatakan dari dulu lagi kita memang tidak terbabit," katanya. - See more at: http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/bahasa/article/misi-ketenteraan-di-arab-saudi-tunggu-pengesahan-atm-kata-menteri#sthash.VTrMYuvk.dpufADAKAH PROJEK INI CINA TEMBAM YANG ATUR SAJE TANYA JANGAN MARAH --------------- |
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Posted: 15 Feb 2016 05:00 PM PST UNTUK PARA PENJUAL PENJAJA DAN PENIAGA SILA AMBIL PERHATIAN Retired priest: 'Hell' was invented by the church to control people with fearSpong: I don't think Hell exists. I happen to believe in life after death, but I don't think it's got a thing to do with reward and punishment. Religion is always in the control business, and that's something people don't really understand. It's in a guilt-producing control business. And if you have Heaven as a place where you're rewarded for you goodness, and Hell is a place where you're punished for your evil, then you sort of have control of the population. And so they create this fiery place which has quite literally scared the Hell out of a lot of people, throughout Christian history. And it's part of a control tactic. Morrison: But wait a minute. You're saying that Hell, the idea of a place under the earth or somewhere you're tormented for an eternity – is actually an invention of the church? Spong: I think the church fired its furnaces hotter than anybody else. But I think there's a sense in most religious life of reward and punishment in some form. The church doesn't like for people to grow up, because you can't control grown-ups. That's why we talk about being born again. When you're born again, you're still a child. People don't need to be born again. They need to grow up. They need to accept their responsibility for themselves and the world. Morrison: What do you make of the theology which is pretty quite prominent these days in America, which is there is one guaranteed way not to go to hell; And that is to accept Jesus as your personal savior. Spong: Yeah, I grew up in that tradition. Every church I know claims that 'we are the true church' – that they have some ultimate authority, 'We have the infallible Pope,' We have the Bible.'… The idea that the truth of God can be bound in any human system, by any human creed, by any human book, is almost beyond imagination for me. I mean, God is not a Christian. God is not a Jew or a Muslim or a Hindi or Buddhist. All of those are human systems, which human beings have created to try to help us walk into the mystery of God. I honor my tradition. I walk through my tradition. But I don't think my tradition defines God. It only points me to God. BUKAN SATU YANG BARU ------------ |
Posted: 15 Feb 2016 05:00 AM PST |
Posted: 15 Feb 2016 04:30 AM PST ADAKAH INI BAYARAN DARAH KERANA TERIMA DERMA 2.6 BILION Malaysia sertai 19 negara lancar operasi ketenteraan di Arab Saudi Anggota tentera daripada 20 negara berkumpul di utara Arab Saudi semalam bagi melancarkan operasi ketenteraan "paling penting" di rantau itu, lapor agensi berita rasmi SPA. Operasi "Thunder of the North" itu yang melibatkan pasukan tentera darat, laut dan udara, memberikan mesej jelas Riyadh dan sekutunya "bersatu menentang segala cabaran dan memelihara keamanan dan kestabilan di rantau tersebut," kata SPA. Agensi itu bagaimanapun melabelkan ia "sangat penting dan terbesar dalam sejarah wilayah itu" daripada segi jumlah penyertaan negara dan senjata yang digunakan. Sejumlah 20 negara akan mengambil bahagian, lapor SPA. Antaranya termasuk 5 negara daripada Majlis Kerjasama Teluk, begitu juga Chad, Mesir, Jordan, Malaysia, Pakistan, Morocco, Senegal dan Tunisia. – AFP, 15 Februari, 2016. - See more at: http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/bahasa/article/malaysia-sertai-19-negara-lancar-operasi-ketenteraan-di-arab-saudi#sthash.JhHMshFW.dpuf SUDAHKAH PEKARA INI DIBINCANG DI PARLIMEN? ------------ |
Posted: 15 Feb 2016 04:00 AM PST TAHNIAH JPJ TAMBAH PENDAPATAN NEGARA JPJ Negeri Sembilan keluar 1,116 saman dalam operasi Tahun Baharu Cina Jabatan Pengangkutan Jalan (JPJ) Negeri Sembilan mengeluarkan sebanyak 1,116 saman pelbagai kesalahan dalam operasi 2 minggu sempena sambutan Tahun Baharu Cina, bermula 1 Februari lepas. Penolong Pengarah (Bahagian Penguatkuasa) Rosilan Md Saari berkata operasi yang dijalankan sebanyak empat siri itu meliputi sekatan jalan raya, penyamaran anggota dan penyamaran bergambar. - See more at: http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/bahasa/article/jpj-negeri-sembilan-keluar-1116-saman-dalam-operasi-tahun-baharu-cina#sthash.Vls7kfzE.dpufHARGA SAWIT JATUH HARGA MINYAK JATUH HANYA SAMAN SUMBER UTAMA ------------- |
Posted: 14 Feb 2016 11:30 PM PST TOLONG JANGAN HINA PARIA JANGAN SAMAKAN PARIA DENGAN POLITIKUS Wartawan buat orang politik macam 'paria' – Annuar MusaKUALA LUMPUR: Pengamal media tidak seharusnya melaporkan berita yang berat sebelah hingga menjejaskan reputasi Majlis Amanah Rakyat (MARA), ujar Tan Sri Annuar Musa. Pengerusi MARA itu mendakwa, ada sesetengah pemberita sudah berniat untuk memburukkan agensi kerajaan yang membantu Melayu dan Bumiputera. "Okay, yang press (pemberita) yang tunggu tangkap berita yang mana, kalau press yang datang hendak kutip berita, tengah fikir yang mana hendak spin. POLITIKUS BUKAN PARIA TAPI HASAN MALEK ------------- |
Posted: 14 Feb 2016 09:30 PM PST JUAL LESEN MENGENTOT PAS Youth: Valentine's Day against Islam KUALA LUMPUR, Feb 14 — Muslim youths should not celebrate Valentine's Day as it is against the teachings of Islam, PAS Youth chief Nik Mohamad Abduh Nik Abdul Aziz said today. - See more at: http://www.themalaymailonline.com/malaysia/article/pas-youth-valentines-day-against-islam#sthash.SuBMJ48Q.dpuf Orang agama ni dari buang masa buat press conference sakit hati benar tengok orang menyatakan kasih sayang mereka pada orang yang disayangi, bukan ke lebih baik buat press conference mengutuk keras dan menuntut terhadap pelaksanaan hukuman keras terhadap suami-suami atau pasangan yang melakukan keganasan rumahtangga atau apa jua jenis kekerasan terhadap pasangan mereka? NAK ENTOT PUN KENA MINTA KEBENARAN NIK ABDOOH KAH KAH KAH -------------- |
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Posted: 14 Feb 2016 08:38 PM PST PERANG MAKIN MEREBAK TURKI SERANG SYRIA - SAUDI AKAN MASUK Syria confirms Turkey shelling government troops, complains to UN : Syria's government has condemned Turkey for shelling Syrian territory, describing the act as direct support for "terrorist" groups, Syrian state media reported on Sunday, citing the letter to the United Nations. Turkey shelling in Syria kills 29 PYD: Turkish troops have been shelling PYD positions in Azaz since Saturday. Out of the 29 killed, 10 died in Minnig town, 12 in Maranas town, seven in Maryamin town, Karsli added. Turkey continues attacking northern Syria for 2nd day: Sunday's strikes left two YPG members dead as the Turkish army bombarded YPG targets in Aleppo, calling on the Kurdish forces to withdraw from the areas they had recently recaptured from Takfiri terrorists in northern Syria. Syria's Kurds 'won't retreat' despite Turkish shelling: Kurdish-backed fighters in Syria say they will not withdraw from the areas they have recently captured in the country's north, after Turkey shelled their positions in Aleppo province for a second day. -------------- |
Posted: 14 Feb 2016 07:47 PM PST MANA YB KITA POLITIKUS ? MANA NGO? ASKAR TENTERA MALAYSIA MASUK KE DALAM KANCAH PERANG KENAPA TAK ADA PERBINCANGAN PARLIMEN SAPA BERI KEBENARAN ADAKAH INI SEBAHAGIAN DARI UPAH DERMA 2.6B 20 nations join major military maneuver in SaudiRIYADH: Armed forces from around 20 countries were gathering in northern Saudi Arabia Sunday for "the most important" military maneuver ever staged in the region, the official news agency SPA reported. The "Thunder of the North" exercise involving ground, air, and naval forces sends a "clear message" that Riyadh and its allies "stand united in confronting all challenges and preserving peace and stability in the region", SPA said. Saudi Arabia is currently leading a military campaign against Iran-backed rebels in its southern neighbor Yemen. Last December, it also formed a new 35-member coalition to fight "terrorism" in Islamic countries. Sunday's announcement also comes as the kingdom, a member of the US-led coalition targeting ISIS, said it has deployed warplanes to a Turkish air base in order to "intensify" its operations against ISIS in Syria. SPA did not specify when the military exercise will begin or how long it will last. However, the agency called it the "most important and largest in the region's history" in terms of the number of nations taking part and the weaponry being used. Twenty countries will be taking take part, SPA said. Among them are Saudi Arabia's five partners in the Gulf Cooperation Council, as well as Chad, Egypt, Jordan, Malaysia, Morocco, Pakistan, Senegal and Tunisia, it added. A Saudi source said on Thursday that members of the new "anti-terrorism" coalition will gather in Saudi Arabia next month for its first publicly announced meeting. Riyadh has said the alliance would share intelligence, combat violent ideology and deploy troops if necessary. -------------------- |
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