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- Satu dunia buat lawak pasal Malaysia ni yob!!
- Masjid Bukit Indah terkini....
- BILA AMPANG NAK ANJURKAN WACANA SEBEGINI???
- Makin lama aku tengok...makin bangang Muhyiddin ni...!!
- Bagi Peluang Brahing Bertanding Di Galas...
| Satu dunia buat lawak pasal Malaysia ni yob!! Posted: 28 Sep 2010 08:32 PM PDT Agak2nya ini semua lanjutan dari kisah2 lucu dari Malaysia sendiri. 2019 - Bankrap 2020 - Status Negara Maju 2010 -2020 nak bankrap tapi ETP RM1.4 trillion Lotus F1-Proton Sodomy 2 Projek Angkasa Lepas Bla bla bla... Mungkin sebab tu akhbar The Guardian pilih Malaysia untuk terbit kisah Dr. Mazlan jadi Jurucakap ET...Saja nak mendajal. Cerita hantupun banyak kat TV3 la ni..he he!! Mazlan: It is cool, but I'm no ET spokesman By LEE YEN MUN yenmun@thestar.com.my PETALING JAYA: The rumoured appointment of the first earthling spokesman to visiting extra-terresterial life forms last week is a hoax, said National Space Agency Malaysia director-general Dr Mustafa Din Subari. He said United Nations Office for Outer Space Affairs (Unoosa) head Datuk Mazlan Othman, who was rumoured to be the spokesman, had confirmed to him in an e-mail yesterday that there was no such appointment. British newspaper The Guardian also quoted in its blog that Mazlan had refuted the purported appointment. "It sounds really cool but I have to deny it," Mazlan, an astrophysicist, was quoted as saying when responding to the rumours. The Sunday Times of Britain had run a report claiming that Mazlan would be appointed by the United Nations as the earth's official point-of-contact with aliens. The article was later picked up by other media worldwide, including several local newspapers, which attracted much public interest in Mazlan's "new role". Mazlan could not be contacted at her Vienna office yesterday. Dr Mustafa, however, said that if any such appointment was to have been made, Mazlan would have been the best candidate for the job. "You do not want a spokesman from just anywhere. Mazlan is in the highest position of outer space affairs. "Coupled with her credentials as an astrophysicist, she would be the most appropriate candidate to take up such a role," Dr Mustafa said of his predecessor, whose position he took over in 1999 after Mazlan left to assume her role in Unoosa. Dr Mustafa added that scientists worldwide were still hopeful about communication with extra-terresterial life. "Theoretically, scientists internationally are still confident in the existence of extra-terresterial life as we have found other solar systems, although we cannot yet ascertain whether there is life in those systems," said Dr Mustafa, who also admitted that studies in the past 50 years had not produced concrete evidence of extra-terresterial life forms.  |
| Masjid Bukit Indah terkini.... Posted: 28 Sep 2010 06:02 PM PDT  Malam tadi, selepas solat maghrib telah berlangsung majlis diskusi yang santai antara AJK Masjid Bukit Indah (teman sengaja panggil yang muda2), Major Ghazali dari SUA dan wakil STC (Saifulislam Training Consultancy) dan Islamic Relief Malaysia untuk merencanakan program remaja di MBI yang bersifat istiqomah.Menarik. MBI berhasrat untuk menyediakan program pengisian khusus untuk remaja dan STC diminta untuk merangka module yang bersesuaian. Program ini kalau dipersetujui oleh semua AJK MBI, akan diadakan through out the year yang juga bakal melibatkan pihak sekolah dan ibu bapa di bawah kariah MBI. Antaranya ialah dengan penubuhan Kelab Remaja Masjid yang mana aktivitinya akan dikendalikan oleh remaja itu sendiri dengan pantauan pihak STC dan MBI. Ini merupakan satu pilot project yang memerlukan iltizam yang tinggi untuk dilaksanakan. Satu hari dalam seminggu khusus untuk remaja akan diperuntukkan di mana apa jua kegiatan yang dilakukan di MBI ianya adalah untuk remaja. Samada ianya motivational talk, ceramah, kuliah, ramah mesra or whatever... Melalui Kelab Remaja Masjid, aktiviti luaran seperti sukan dan rekreasi akan disalurkan secara sistematik. MBI bercadang untuk mendapatkan kerjasama dari Kerajaan Negeri terutamanya dari Y.B. Dr. Halimah Bt. Ali, Exco Pendidikan, Pendidikan Tinggi Dan Pembangunan Modal Insan bagi merealisasikan program ini. Apabila kertas kerja sudah lengkap, satu representasi yang diketuai oleh Nazir Masjid akan mengadakan perjumpaan dengan wakil kerajaan negeri pada tahun ini juga. Kita bercadang untuk memulakan program ini seawal Januari tahun depan. Maknanya, pada hari pendaftaran sessi persekolahan tahun hadapan, ibu bapa dan pelajar akan dibekalkan dengan maklumat tentang aktiviti2 yang bakal diselenggarakan di MBI. Insya'Allah. Sementara Islamic Relief Malaysia (IRM) pula akan mengemukakan kertas cadangan dan seterusnya membantu pihak masjid untuk menubuhkan perpustakaan di MBI. Pengalaman IRM yang telah berjaya menubuhkan lebih 10 perpustakaan di rumah-rumah anak yatim di seluruh Malaysia akan dicurahkan pula di MBI.  MBI memerlukan dana sebanyak RM20-30 ribu untuk merealisasikan projek perpustakaan ini. Selain dari penyediaan buku, rak buku, sofa dan pemasangan dinding cermin (see thru), MBI juga bercadang untuk memasang TV dan vcd player bagi menayangkan kuliah-kuliah terpilih untuk ditonton oleh jemaah dan remaja di sekitar Taman Bukit Indah. Walau bagaimanapun ini semua masih di peringkat cadangan dan memerlukan endorsement dari AJK masjid semua. Namun apa yang pasti, MBI akan menyediakan perkhidmatan wi-fi secara percuma pada sedikit masa lagi. Macam Coffee Bean, macam Restoran Hidayah....Sapa2 boleh bawak laptop ke MBI tapi... kalau hilang tanggung sendiri. Yang penting sokongan dari segenap lapisan masyarakat amatlah diperlukan agar usaha ini tidak tinggal sebagai angan2 sahaja. Anaspun nampaknya dah free sikit...Alhamdulillah. Teman suka mengambil kesempatan ini untuk mengucapkan jutaan terima kasih kepada Ustaz Hasrizal, Sdra. Danial dan Sdra. Shakir dari STC dan Sdra Iskandar Syah Ismail dari IRM yang sudi meluangkan masa bersama di MBI malam tadi dan seterusnya akan kembali dengan paper work masing2 dalam masa yang terdekat ini. Mudah2an usaha tuan-tuan semua dirahmati dan diberkati Allah. Wallahu'alam.  |
| BILA AMPANG NAK ANJURKAN WACANA SEBEGINI??? Posted: 28 Sep 2010 12:41 AM PDT Baik PAS ke...PKR ka...DAP ka???? Balik2 Kelantan.... Buatlah kat DePalma ka...Flamingo ka??   |
| Makin lama aku tengok...makin bangang Muhyiddin ni...!! Posted: 27 Sep 2010 11:11 PM PDT Hello Din...aku nak bagitau kau macam ni lah... 1. Kes buat2 macam ni memang tak baik. Bukan sebab mat saleh ni cakap tak baik ... baru benda ni jadi tak baik. Memang benda fitnah ni Allah dah larang. Kau kata kau anak kiai... bior bebeno?? 2. Masuk pulak dalam court yang macam kanggaroo...beruk mat yeh pun termenung...apa lagi mat saleh? 3. Kalau court dah macam sial sapa nak melabur dalam negara ni Din oiii??? 4. Kalau kau tak faham jugak....kau berhenti jadi TPMlah...baik kau berniaga mini cooper lama macam kawan2. Dapat juga beli banglo kat Country Height...he he 5. Jangan marah...nanti kena jual!! DPM agrees Sodomy II trial bad for business By Yow Hong ChiehSeptember 28, 2010  Muhyiddin: If you ask me, personally, would you like this case to be in the Malaysian court? I wouldn't like this case to be in the Malaysian court. KUALA LUMPUR, Sept 28 — Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin today admitted that Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim's sodomy trial was bad for the country's image and said that the sooner the case was disposed of, the better. "If you ask me, personally, would you like this case to be in the Malaysian court? I wouldn't like this case to be in the Malaysian court," the Deputy Prime Minister said. "Of course, it's true that... if there's no any cases of such that is high profile, then Malaysia will be much better positioned. "The sooner this matter is resolved, the better for us." Virgin Group founder Sir Richard Branson yesterday said the ongoing Sodomy II trial was "a thorn" in Malaysia's otherwise good reputation, and urged the prime minister to intervene in the matter. "If you're a bold leader, you should get rid of things like this which are damaging your reputation," he had said. Despite Branson's outspoken remarks, Muhyiddin said he did not think the British entrepreneur was intervening in the country's internal affairs but rather making a "genuine" comment in the best interest of Malaysia. "His remarks are in the context of how to help Malaysia further move forward and draw the bigger investment that we need," the deputy prime minister said. "His comment is taken in light of how to support Malaysia's initiative, and I want to take that sort of angle as to what he is saying." Muhyiddin also stressed that Anwar's trial was not a government conspiracy, as alleged by some, pointing out that the case did not fall under the jurisdiction of the government but Malaysia's "very established" judicial system. "It is a case which is... not being brought by any parties except [an] individual who felt that he has the right to be... judged and, of course, the right to be protected by whatever law in the country, as far as the sodomy case is concerned," he said. Anwar, the 62-year-old PKR de facto leader, is charged with sodomising his former aide, Mohd Saiful Bukhari Azlan, at Unit 11-5-1 of the Desa Damansara Condominium in Jalan Setiakasih, Bukit Damansara here between 3.01pm and 4.30pm on June 26, 2008. The former deputy prime minister has denied the charge, describing it as "evil, frivolous lies by those in power" when the charge was read out to him. He is charged under section 377B of the Penal Code and can be sentenced to a maximum of 20 years' jail and whipping upon conviction. The trial is taking place 18 months after Anwar was charged in court in August 2008. Anwar was charged with sodomy and corruption in 1998 after he was sacked from the Cabinet and was later convicted and jailed for both offences. He was freed in September 2004 and later resurrected his political career by winning back his Permatang Pauh parliamentary seat in a by-election in 2008, which had been held in the interim by his wife. He had earlier led the opposition coalition, Pakatan Rakyat, to a historic sweep of five states and 82 parliamentary seats in Election 2008. Anwar's Sodomy II trial will resume on October 14.  |
| Bagi Peluang Brahing Bertanding Di Galas... Posted: 27 Sep 2010 10:37 PM PDT  Petikan dari Malaysian Insider...Ibrahim (gambar) yang juga Presiden Perkasa berkata, Kelantan akan menjadi lebih baik sekiranya beliau menjadi menteri besar. "Kalau nak Kelantan maju, saya adalah orangnya kerana saya boleh membawa perubahan kepada negeri ini. "PAS selama ini tidak buat apa-apa. Perubahan terbesar yang pemimpin mereka lakukan adalah ceramah perdana, itu sahaja. "Jadi kalau nak Kelantan maju, ikut saya," katanya di hadapan kira-kira 5,000 orang yang hadir di program itu. Nota: Inilah masanya untuk Umno menguji kepopularan Brahing. Lagipun secara tradisinya, DUN Galas adalah milik BN...  |
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