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| Posted: 28 Oct 2013 06:00 PM PDT KOMENTAR TUKAR TIUB gst ini adalah senjata terbaik untuk naikan kebencian orang ramai terhadap united malays national organisation gst sampai macam pelampong sampai ketika kapal titanic nak tenggelam kalau dalam kapal titanic tak dapat jual pelampung lupakan niat ke putra jaya GST SAMA MACAM JUAL PELAMPUNG ATAS TITANIC .jpg) GST: Pembangkang hanya menangguk di air keruhKUALA LUMPUR: Ahli Parlimen Barisan Nasional (BN) hari ini mendesak pembangkang tidak terus mengelirukan rakyat dengan isu cukai barangan dan perkhidmatan (GST).Reezal Merican Naina Merican, berkata pembangkang seolah-olah 'menangguk air di sungai yang keruh' apabila kerap memutarkan isu GST semasa musim pilihan raya kecil Dewan Undangan Negeri Sungai Limau. KAH KAH KAH KAH KAH KAH KAH KAH KAH woit... INI PAKATAN INI HASAN MALEK?... kah kah kah.. kah kah kah..MESTILAH TANGGUK DI AIR KERUH... kah kah kah.. kah kah kah..GST INI AJENDA NAK BAGI RAKYAT BENCI KERAJAAN... kah kah kah.. kah kah kah..BILA RAKYAT BENCI KERAJAAN PAKATAN BERJAYA... kah kah kah.. woit...KENAPA EEE INI HASAN MALEK SANGAT... kah kah kah.. TENGOK BETUL BENTUL  WAHAI BANI MELAYU lihat gambar ini betul betul adakah muka ini muka melayu wahai bani melayu jujurlah kamau pada diri kamu sendiri ADAKAH WAJAH INI menghampiri wajah nik abduh atau menghampiri wajah gobala krishnan jawabnya dengan jujur ---------- |
| Posted: 28 Oct 2013 07:00 AM PDT  PM Batal Lawatan Ke Manchester Akibat Ribut St Jude |
| Posted: 28 Oct 2013 05:00 AM PDT Politik wang masih wujud dalam Umno, kata Dr Mahathir KAH KAH KAH KAH KAH KAH KAH KAH KAH woit... ABAH SEDANG MARAH... kah kah kah.. kah kah kah... ANAK ABAH POPULAR... kah kah kah.. kah kah kah...TAPI ANAK ABAH TAK JADI NAIB PRESIDEN ... kah kah kah.. kah kah kah..TARING ABANG SUDAH KELUAR... kah kah kah ------- |
| CUCU ISKANDAR KUTTY MENANG BESAR Posted: 28 Oct 2013 01:00 AM PDT KOMENTAR TUKAR TIUB seharusnya mukriz yang menang kerana mukriz dapat undi lebih banyak dari hishammuddin mukriz wajin disokong agar gerombolan akan terus bergaduh   Ramai orang yang tidak layak menang dalam pemilihan Umno baru-baru ini ekoran wang yang ditaburkan mereka, dakwa bekas perdana menteri Mahathir Mohamad.. "Kita diberitahu bahawa mereka menghapuskan rasuah dalam pemilihan Umno baru-baru ini, saya tidak yakin. "Saya rasa banyak wang terlibat, sehingga berjuta ringgit dan ramai orang yang tidak patut diundi mendapat undi kerana wang yang mereka belanjakan," katanya dalam ucapan di Putrajaya hari ini. KAH KAH KAH KAH KAH KAH KAH KAH KAH woit... ABAH DAN MARAH.... kah kah kah kah kah kah...MAK DAH MULA GARU RAMBUT.... kah kah kah.. kah kah... CUCU KUTTY MENANG UNDI POPULAR..kah kah.. kah kah kah...TAPI KALAH DAPAT KERUSI...kah kah kah.. woit...NAPA MADEY TAK HEBOH UNDI POPULAR... kah kah kah kah...LIDAH KONTOT DAPAT 56,604 SAHAJA... kah kah kah kah kah...CUCU KUTYY DAPAT 57,189... kah kah kah kah kah kah..INI KARMA NAMANYA... kah kah kah.. kah kah...PAKATAN RAYAT MENANG UNDI POPULAR... kah kah.. kah kah kah...TAPI GEROMBOLAN BERKUASA... kah kah kah..  ---------- |
| BILIK SULIT MENGEMBARA KE UTARA Posted: 27 Oct 2013 11:00 PM PDT PENGUMUMAN semua di jemput datang untuk menonton bilik sulit bilik sulit bukan teater bodek bilik sulit bukan teater hasan malek bilik sulit teater melawan bilik sulit dari teater bukan teater BILIK SULIT DI IPOH DEWAN YMCA IPOH  BILIK SULIT KEPALA BATAS DEWAN MALIKI PERMATANG BERTAM  BILIK SULIT BUKIT MERTAJAM MALAM AHAD 10 NOVEMBER 2013 DEWAN ORANG RAMAI CHEROK TOK KUN JALAN KOLAM BUKIT MERTAJAM PULAU PINANG  DI JEMPUT DATANG masuk menonton dengan sumbangan |
| Posted: 27 Oct 2013 09:30 PM PDT  PETANG KELMARIN HUJAN RENYAI kita kembali ke bawah coco mei mei semakin ramai yang datang TERIMA KASEH kepada tim pelajar kolej times square mereka buat roti telor di bangsar utama kepada tim syed sharir mereka datang dengan bubur kacang karipap dan air mineral kepada tim hulu langat batu 18 datang dengan pengat pisang kepada tim kill the bill bawa roti hadiah restoran kepada tim jeff dan yati bawa mee hoon bungkus kepada planet bundle membawa pakaian kepada amoi cun dari kl sental datang dengan buah betik kepada tim kotak dan para gagalis yang datang buat ramai dengan harapan jumpa awek cun kah kah kah  TERIMA KASEH PADA PENDERMA dapur jalanan telah menerima banyak sumbangan dari hamba hamba allah yang baik hati ramai hamba allah yang tidak diketahui yang nama pun tak tahu siapa mereka hanya memasukan duit ke akoun dapur jalanan spkl collective ke bank cimb 14-79-00-00-917-05-1 kepada mereka kami pantunkan ada upeh ada ragi kalau boleh nak lagi kah kah kah PENGUMUMAN ahad ini sesiapa yang ingin memasak sesiapa yang ingin membantu sesiapa yang ingin bersama sila pukul talipon dahulu 012-664-88-73 kami memasak jam 3 petang di kelab bangsar utama dapur jalanan akan berada di jalan panggung jam 6:00 petang depan pejabat pos pertama di malaysia |
| Posted: 27 Oct 2013 07:44 PM PDT VELVET UNDERGROUND .jpg) SELAMAT JALAN WAHAI SENIMAN kita bertemu lagi disana petikkan gitar sekali lagi tuangkan lagi secangkir anggur merah gulungkan lagi daun itu kau akan ke firdausi LAGU YANG PENGARUH FILEM DARI JEMAPOH Lou Reed, lead singer of Velvet Undergound, dies aged 71 Musician and his New York group influenced generations of bands with mixture of European and US styles of sound and art Lou Reed, lead singer of the Velvet Underground, veteran chronicler of life's wilder, seamier and more desperate side and one of the most influential and distinctive songwriters of his generation, has died at the age of 71. He had been suffering from liver failure and received a transplant earlier this year. Reed's literary agent, Andrew Wylie, said the musician died on Sunday morning in Southampton, New York, of an illness related to the transplant. His UK music agent, Andy Woolliscroft, confirmed the news to the Guardian earlier on Sunday night, saying: "Yes I'm afraid it's true. I'm very upset." John Cale, his longtime friend and a founding member of the Velvet Underground, said: "The world has lost a fine songwriter and poet … I've lost my school-yard buddy." Tributes from musicians and writers were quick to appear on social media. David Bowie said on his Facebook page: "He was a master." Iggy Pop called it "devastating news". Kim Gordon of Sonic Youth wrote: "So sorry to hear of Lou Reed's passing this is a huge shock!" The chef and author Anthony Bourdain quoted the Velvet Underground's song Sweet Jane: "'Heavenly wine and roses … seem to whisper to me … when you smile' … RIP Lou Reed." Lloyd Cole wrote: "Without Lou there is no Bowie as we know him. Me? I'd probably be a maths teacher." Ryan Adams said only: "Lou Reed." Nile Rodgers of the funk band Chic tweeted: "Lou Reed, RIP I did the Jools Holland show with him last year and we yucked it up. I didn't know he was ill." The writer Salman Rushdie opted to commemorate the singer in a message heavy with references to his songs: "My friend Lou Reed came to the end of his song. So very sad. But hey, Lou, you'll always take a walk on the wild side. Always a perfect day." FILE - OCTOBER 28, 2013: Rolling Stone has reported the death of rock musician Lou Reed, aged 71. Reed was best known as guitarist, vocalist and songwriter of the influential 1960s band The Velvet Underground. NEW YORK - CIRCA 1976: Lou Reed poses for the cover session for his album Coney Island Baby circa 1976 in New York City (Photo by Michael Ochs Archives/Getty Images) Cover People Event Hat Vertical Studio Shot Looking At Camera Black And White Bow Tie Head And Shoulders USA New York City One Person Adult Music Tipping Hat One Man Only Portrait Photography Fashion Adults Only Lou Reed Arts Culture and Entertainment Headshot Album Title Coney Island Baby Lou Reed poses for the cover session for his album Coney Island Baby, in 1976. Photograph: Michael Ochs Archives/Getty Images Fans also piled on to Reed's Facebook page to leave tributes. "One of the greatest men I ever met and one of the kindest and most loving – and that's from someone who worked with him and knew him since the 1960s," wrote one. Another said: "A sad day, not a perfect day at all. RIP., Lou. You'll never know what your words and music did for me and what an influence you had on the way I think."  Although the Velvet Underground never achieved great commercial success, their idiosyncratic mixture of harsh guitars and smooth melodies sung by Reed or model Nico proved enduring. The band's influence on rock, art rock and punk was memorably summed up by Brian Eno's observation that although the first Velvet Underground album may have sold only 30,000 copies in its first few years, "everyone who bought one of those 30,000 copies started a band". After making his name with the Velvet Underground and forming part of Andy Warhol's Factory scene in New York, Reed entered the similarly decadent orbit of David Bowie and Iggy Pop in the early 1970s and recorded a series of seminal and sometimes challenging solo albums including Transformer, Berlin and Metal Machine Music.  |
| Posted: 27 Oct 2013 07:40 PM PDT MAT MONGOL BERSABDA kalau tak makan gula entot kuat ini petua mat mongol dari pulau sewelasi SOALAN UNTUK KURUN INI apakah mat mongol enjoy entot baik mama kah kah kah   SOALAN UNTUK KURUN INI apakah mat mongol enjoy entot bik mama kah kah kah JANGAN JADI HASAN MALEH .jpg) NOTA roti canai najib ialah roti tak ada telooo teh o najib ialah teh o kosong apakah dia e-najib sila teka kah kah kah ------ |
| SUNNI WAL RASUAH KELENTONG LAGI Posted: 27 Oct 2013 07:04 PM PDT NOTA satu lagi akan di calonkan untuk menadapat anugerah hasan malek  Yan: Menteri di Jabatan Perdana Menteri, Jamil Khir Baharom, menyifatkan Bajet 2014 memenuhi tuntutan syariah Islam. » KAH KAH KAH KAH KAH KAH KAH KAH KAH  woit... SUNNI WAL RASUAH KELENTONG LAGI... kah kah kah.. kah kah kah... MENGHASAN MALEKKAN MAK CIK FELDA.... kah kah kah.. kah kah kah...RAMAI BANI MELAYU JADI HASAN MALEK... kah kah kah.. woit... IKUT SYARIAH MACAM MANA?.... kah kah kah.. kah kah kah...BUJET TERMASUK CUKAI AIR HARIMAU kah kah kah... CUKAI AIR SAUH...kjah kah kah.. kah kah kah..TERMASUK CUKAI GENTING....kah kah kah.. kah kah kah...TERMASUK CUKAI SURAU LEBAI VINCENT TAN... kah kah kah.. woit...TOLONG JANGAN HASAN MALEKAN BANI MELAYU... mkah kah kah.. kah kah kah... BANI MELAYU DAH RAMAI JADI HASAN MALEK... mkah kah kah  |
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