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Posted: 10 Feb 2012 05:37 PM PST PM: Ok ministers, enough with the chatting, our weekly meeting's about to start. Secretary, what's the 1st agenda? Sec: The reports sir. PM: Reports? What reports? Sec: Those reports sir. The ministers are suppose to brief you on the .... PM: Aaaah yes, the reports. Ok, ok. Minister5 please tell me about the fishing project that your family was given. I understand, the government gave you 370 million to start a fish project so that we won't be dependent on fish from Thailand. Minister89: What? 370 million? My family was given only 200 plus million only. PM: That one for meat, not all take meat. Hindus don't take that meat, this is fish, everybody eats fish. Ok minister5, your report please. Minister5: Thank you PM. First I would like to thank the PM for having faith in my family by giving us this unsecured loan. We are presently sourcing out for some sampans and nets. PM: Ok, good, good, there is progress here. How much have you spent already? Minister5: Actually we have used up all the loan and we would like to ask for another about half a billion to carry on. Minister102: You are only sourcing out for sampans and the money sudah habis ka? How come? PM: Yes, I would like to know. Good question Minister102. Minister5: Actually, we have bought a few office lots in Dubai for our office and a few Condos and penthouses in Dubai, Qatar, Singapore, KL and Haadyai. Then, we purchased some BMWs and 2 Ferrari for my son the CEO. Of course there are travelling expenses, hotels, entertainment, credit card bills and the obligatory donations. PM: Oh, you have donated? Good, good. Have you caught any fish yet? Minister5: If you approved the additional half billion loan, then I am certain that after buying some more office lots and condos in New York, Paris and London, we could start buying at least 5 sampans to start but to motorise the sampans, I am afraid you would have to add another 2 to 3 hundred million more. PM: Ok, ok, we would look into that and I would get back to you later. Minister7: PM, could you give my family an unsecured loan of about 700 million to start off a belacan project so that we wouldn't have to import belacan from the Falklands anymore? |
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