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PETANG KELMARIN DI KLCC

Posted: 03 Dec 2011 07:16 PM PST



UNTUK YANG TAK DATANG


lihat dan nikmat
anak anak muda
berpuisi dan berprosa
bersama orang orang tua
mendendangkan kebebasan

untuk minggu depan
sila ikuti terus tukar tiub


ANAK ANAK MUDA TERUS BANGUN MELAWAN




SURAT DARI JANTAN NIGERIA

Posted: 03 Dec 2011 11:43 AM PST




INI SATU PENIPUIAN DARI JANTAN NIGERIA


di bawah ialah contoh surat
yang sering diterima

ini surat dari linda
siapa linda ini?

linda ialah jantan nigeria
yang sedang memerangkap
banyak jantan dunia ketiga
yang berminat dengan minah mat salleh

surat ingin berkenalan ini
bertaburan
yakinlah
sekali sekala
ada juga jantan kita
yang terperangkap
dengan linda
kah kah kah


NOTA:
419 ialah nama jenayah internet di nigeria
419 ini adalah hukum kanun nigeria
yang terbukti bersalah
gambar dan namanya diumumkan
untuk diketahui ramai


NOTA:
sedarlah linda tidak wujud
kah kah kah


PENIPUAN 419 NIGERIA






Hello Greetings from Linda !

Before i proceed, how are you today? Hope you are in perfect condition of health, which is the most priority in life. My name is Linda. I know that you may be so astonished how i get to your email. I saw your email address on forwarded page so i decided to extend my felicitations to you, presently i can not really specify what prompted my drive to write but i did have the mind that you could be a nice person, then i feel to drop this few line of words to you, wishing that we can make it together to become friends. Remember that age, color or distance or even language does not matter but true love matters a lot in life.

I will be very happy if you could write me back via (linda.aabars@yahoo.co.uk) so that we can get to know each other better and share our feelings and see what happens in future, and also to view our photos as well, i will be waiting to hear from you. Thanks and have a pleasant day. Yours new friend.


SEBELUM PRU - TUNAI INI DULU


RAKYAT MALAYSIA DIMINTA JUJUR

Posted: 03 Dec 2011 12:59 AM PST




SELURUH RAKYAT MALAYSIA DIMINTA JUJUR DAN IKHLAS



rakyat malaysia dari semua bangsa
pembaca tukar tiub dari semua bangsa
sila lihat gambar dibawah ini
lihat dengan jujur
lihat dengan hati terbuka
lihat dengan hati yang ikhlas
lihat betul bertul

kemudian:
dan sila tanya
betul kah muka ini muka melayu
betul kah ini sosok melayu?

kemudian
baca potongan berita ini:


One leader, Shaik Hussein Mydin, claimed that Malays and Islam were at risk in Penang, and said that PKR and PAS had "no power" to stop the repression of the Malay community there.

"PKR and PAS are 'bapok' (transvestites) and 'pondan' (effeminate) as these days they have no power to challenge DAP.

"A vote for DAP is a vote for the destruction of Islam," said the Penang Umno Youth chief to loud applause and shouts of
"PKR, PAS tak ada telur!"

DENGAN TULUS DAN IKHLAS





KEMUDIAN SILA TANYA LAGI

siapa sosok ini
adakah ianya melayu
kenapa cakap hal telooo
kenapa cakap hal bapok
kenapa cakap hal pondan

lihat kembali gambar di atas
kemudian sila tanya sekali lagi

apakah muka ini muka melayu?
apakah sosok ini sosok melayu?

sila jangan tuduh tt rasis
lihat muka dan baca potongn berita
lihat dengan jujur
dan baca dengan tulus ikhlas

tepok dada
dan jawab dihati

LAWAK HUJUNG MINGGU

Posted: 02 Dec 2011 10:18 PM PST




KALAU TOK ARAB NAMPAK







PORNO , PELACURAN AKAN MENINGKAT JIKA PEREMPUAN DIBENRAKAN MEMANDU MENGIKUT ALIM ULAMAK SAUDI ARABIA


(International Business Times) - A "scientific" report published in Saudi Arabia has claimed that lifting the ban on women drivers would result in "no more virgins".

The report also warned that such a move would also make more Saudis, both men and women, turn to homosexuality and pornography. The study also predicted a surge in prostitution and divorce.

Such startling conclusions were drawn by Muslim scholars at the Majlis al-Ifta' al-A'ala, Saudi Arabia's highest religious council, working in conjunction with Kamal Subhi, a former professor at the King Fahd University, according to the Daily Mail.

The study was made to assess the possible impact of repealing the ban in Saudi Arabia. The country is the only place in the world where women are not allowed to drive a vehicle.

The report was submitted to all 150 members of the Shura Council, the legislative body.

Within 10 years of the ban being lifted, the scholars said, there would be "no more virgins" in the Islamic kingdom.

The religious group pointed to is visible "moral decline" in other Muslim countries where women are allowed to drive.

"All the women were looking at me," Subhi writes of how women behave in other Arab countries, while he sat at a coffee shop in an unnamed state.
"One made a gesture that made it clear she was available. ... This is what happens when women are allowed to drive."

The study was undertaken after Shaima Jastaniya, a 34-year-old Saudi woman, was sentenced to 10 lashes with a whip after she was caught driving in Jeddah.

Despite strong protests in the country about the sentence and the law in general, there has been little hope for any reforms among conservative royals and clerics.

KAH KAH KAH
KAH KAH KAH
KAH KAH KAH


nota:
siapa tahu kenapa
jantan arab
selalu pergi ke salon rambut
kah kah kah
kah kah kah

kerana bila nampak rambut perempuan
jantan arab akan terpancut
kah kah kah



DI MALAYSIA LEMBU BELI KONDO











kah kah kah
kah kah kah
kah kah kah


YAAAA AMPOOOON YAAAA MAK DATOOOOK

Posted: 02 Dec 2011 08:58 PM PST




AMPOOON TUNG KU

apoooon tung ku
beribu ribu
ampooooooon
sembah patik harap diampooon

boleh kah patik pacal yang hina
membuka mulut
hamba patik ingin bertanya

ya ampoooon tung ku bolehkan tung ku
dengan segala kudrat dan iradat
memanggil hujan ini
agar berhenti
kah kah kah


YA AMPOOOOON YA TUUUUUGKU



KAH KAH KAH
KAH KAH KAH
KAH KAH KAH

woit..nyah ingat mak ni apa
mak pun ada orang cium tangan
de veri veeri
nayh mana tauuu
kah kah kah


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