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- Protection money in Afghanistan?
- On my own in Italy, how can i found someone to share trip with me?
| I received this funny email today i thought i should share with you guys, what do you think? Posted: 28 Oct 2011 06:11 PM PDT CA NA DUH Now that Vancouver is hosting the 2010 WinterOlympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are asking. Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked! Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? ( England ) A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die. Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? ( USA ) A: Depends on how much you've been drinking. Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the Railroad tracks? ( Norway ) A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water. Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada ? ( Sweden ) A: So it's true what they say about Swedes. Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada ? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto , Vancouver , Edmonton and Halifax ? ( England ) A: No, but you'd better bring a few extra furs for trading purposes. Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada ? ( USA ) A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe Ca-na-da is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary Come naked. Q: Which direction is North in Canada ? ( USA ) A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions. Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada ? ( England ) A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do. Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA ) A: Aus-t ri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary , straight after the hippo races. Come naked. Q: Do you have perfume in Canada ? ( Germany ) A: No, WE don't stink. Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can I sell it in Canada ? ( USA ) A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather. Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy ) A: Yes, gay nightclubs. Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? ( USA ) A: Only at Thanksgiving. Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? ( Germany ) A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal. Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada , but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. ( USA ) A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking. Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA ) A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first. Answer on I received this funny email today i thought i should share with you guys, what do you think? That's awesome! I'll have to share it with my Canadian friends.  |
| Protection money in Afghanistan? Posted: 28 Oct 2011 08:49 AM PDT How responsible do you think Italy is for deaths of French soldiers in Afghanistan as they didn't enlighten France to their protection racket with Taliban? http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/wo… Answer on Protection money in Afghanistan? Apart from the fact that the French and the Italians,not to mention the British and of course as always the Americans shouldn't be there in the first place,the mad Islamics are responsible and we should leave them to their own devices. Can't fault the Italians tho.. paying up rather than get shot at works for me everytime but then I wouldn't be there in the first place.  |
| On my own in Italy, how can i found someone to share trip with me? Posted: 28 Oct 2011 06:52 AM PDT I`m planing to go to Italy on my own,but I`d rather to go with someone.I`ll fly there and then i`ll rent a car.I`d like find someone in UK or In Italy how would like to share trip and cost with me.Is there any website or something like that, where people can advertise something like that Answer on On my own in Italy,how can i found someone to share trip with me? Yes, there are a lot of sites for pairing up travel companions. For example: http://www.lonelyplanet.com/thorntree/fo… http://www.backpackeurope.com/tips/solo/ http://www.travellersconnected.com/ http://www.travel-companion.net/ http://www.travelchums.com/ There are many other sites.  |
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